Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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