She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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