You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
