I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Randomize
