i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
