Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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