Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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