Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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