On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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