OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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