You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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