Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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