The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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