the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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