Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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