already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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