Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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