spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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