carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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