Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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