Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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