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when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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