What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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