My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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