I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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