never play flip cup with pint glasses
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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