i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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