your room smells of hookers.
And success
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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