he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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