no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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