i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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