HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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