what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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