Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The power of my boobs compel you
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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