Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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