im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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