the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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