I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
