And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
