On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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