Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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