Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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