Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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