I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
