So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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