Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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