Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was so not down for the gang bang
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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