I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
