So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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