Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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