a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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