I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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