Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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