do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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