problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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